thepageofheart:

neighborhoodwatchbec:

Are you an Illinoisstuck, Indianastuck, Michiganstuck, ACENstuck, or any combination of the four?

Are you a girl? Do you like girls? Are there females in our local fandom community that are important to you?

If so, STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE…

YOU IMMATURE JACKASSES.

ANYWAY, I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL.

SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU ALL FOR FOLLOWING AND FOR JUST BEING AROUND.

YOU’RE ALL AMAZING.

SERIOUSLY, CALM YOUR GODDAMN CHEST MOUNDS.

…

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT?

HUH. I HADN’T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT YET, BUT I REALLY SHOULD DO SOMETHING NICE FOR HER.

MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE HER OUT ON A DATE, JUST THE TWO OF US. THESE LAST FEW WEEKS HAVE BEEN HECTIC, WE COULD BOTH USE SOME PRIVACY…

UGH. DISCIPLE IS GOING TO BE OUT FOR A LONG TIME. WHAT DO I DO?

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING TO CHAT ABOUT?

 (ooc: Got stuff to do these next two weeks…sorry about that, guys. But any question asked until the 17th will be answered in text! You can talk to sufferer and it’ll be quicker. 
Sorry for taking so long. I’ll try to make the future drawing posts worth it.) 

PSIIONIC IS TAKING CARE OF COMMUNICATIONS WITH SMALLER GROUPS OF FOLLOWERS THAT ARE SCATTERED THROUGH SEVERAL TERRITORIES. HES ALSO LOOKING FOR INFO OF THE HIGHBLOODS’ WHEREABOUTS  TO MAKE SURE WE’RE SAFE. 

HE HAS TO DO THESE THINGS FROM TIME TO TIME AND THEY’RE NOT REALLY EASY WORK. SPECIALLY SINCE WE’RE ON THE MOVE MOST OF THE TIME.

MOM IS TAKING CARE OF SOME OTHER THINGS, LIKE MAKING SURE WE’RE ALL HAVE CLOTHES AND FOOD FOR THE COLDER SEASONS SO WE DON’T FUCKING FALL OVER AND DIE OR FREEZE TO DEATH. AND BY “WE” I MEAN US FOUR AND SOME OF OUR FOLLOWERS.

AND I’M SITTING HERE AND ANSWERING THIS.

WELL, FUCK. I SHOULD HELP THEM.

NO MATTER.

THANKS.

YOU’RE PRETTY AWESOME TOO, I GUESS.

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE, HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN AWAY.

HUH.

SINCE DISCIPLE’S AWAY AND PSIIONIC AND MOM ARE BUSY, CONSEQUENTLY BORING ME SHITLESS, DO ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS I CAN JUST TYPE DOWN ANSWERS FOR?

AH, FUCK.

DISCIPLE IS HELPING ME WITH THE MESSAGES AND ANSWERS, BUT NOW PSIIONIIC IS CRITICIZING MY FUCKING ORGANIZATION SKILLS. HE SAYS WE SHOULD SET THE QUESTIONS IN ORDER OF RELEVANCE AND ANSWER THE QUICK ONES FIRST.

HE ALSO SAYS SOME OF THEM SHOULD HAVE LONGER ANSWERS TO KEEP YOU FUCKERS ENTERTAINED. BY LONGER ANSWERS, HE MEANS MORE IMAGES AND SHIT, OR LONGER, MOR EDETAILED TEXTS. I DON’T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU GUYS PREFER? ONE IMAGE AND LONG TEXT OR MORE IMAGES?

MORE IMAGES WOULD TAKE LONGER BECAUSE I HAVE TO PLAN OUT THE FUCKING THINGS AND DISCIPLE HAS TO DRAW THEM OUT AND ALL THAT SHIT. MAYBE ALSO USE A LITTLE MORE EFFORT SO THEY DON’T LOOK LIKE SLIGHTLY EVOLVED STICK FIGURES.

MORE TEXT MIGHT LOSE SOME FEELING, BUT THEY’RE QUICKER TO POST. MORE POSTS IN LESS TIME SOUNDS GOOD TOO, BUT MAYBE IT’S SACRIFICING QUALITY?

NONE OF THESE WOUL APPLY TO JOKE MESSAGES, OF COURSE. JUST TO THE MORE IMPORTANT ONES.

OH GOD. PSIIONIIC JUST DECLARED HIMSELF OUR FUCKING TUMBLR MANAGER OR SOME SHIT.THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND. WHO’S NEXT? MOM? FUCK.

WELL, ANYWAY. WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? WHAT WOULD YOU PREFER?

WHAT? IT SOUNDS LIKE A NICE HOLIDAY.

AT LEAST IT IS REGARDING LOVE. EVEN IF IT WAS MADE JUST SO YOU’D THROW YOUR BOONBUCKS AT PEOPLE.

I KNOW MANY OF YOU GET PISSED AND DEPRESSED ON THIS DA BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE A FUCKING MATESPRIT OR LOVER OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER YOU GUYS CALL IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WHY THE FUCK?

WHY NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A DAY MEANT FOR LOVE AND SHOW YOUR APRECIATION FOR OTHERS? LIKE PEOPLE YOU LOVE IN NON-FLUSHED WAYS. THEY LIKE TO FEEL LOVED TOO.

WHY SHOULD THIS DAY ONLY BE DEDICATED TO MATESPRITS? EVERYONE LIKES TO FEEL LOVED. DOESN’T MEAN THEY’LL FILL BUCKETS WITH SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE LIKES THEM.

YOU COULD GO OUT AND GET SOME RETARDEDLY CUTE THEMED ITEMS AND GIVE THEM TO YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND SHIT. GIFTS ARE FUCKING NICE. AND I’M SURE THEY’D LIKE IT.

YOU SHOULD SHOW YOUR LOVED ONES THAT YOU APRECIATE THEM EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY, BUT HEY. HERE’S A DATE YOU CAN USE AS AN EXCUSE. SO GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND SHOW SOMEONE YOU CARE. WETHER THEY ARE YOUR LOVER, YOUR FAMILY OR YOUR FRIEND.

NOW GET THE FUCK OUT, I GOT THINGS TO PLAN.